The Cheese stands alone.

"What’s his name? Some tanned guy—ah, Barack Obama…You won’t believe it, but..."

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:43:04 -0400

“What’s his name? Some tanned guy—ah, Barack Obama…You won’t believe...

katoleary: I love The Onion. The Onion always nails it…er,...

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:58:00 -0400

katoleary:

I love The Onion.

The Onion always nails it…er, gets it right.

Significant Others, Part III

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:26:35 -0400

“My partner thinks he/she is inferior to my last significant other. How do I convince him/her...

Significant Others, Part II

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:42:00 -0400

“I think my partner may be cheating on me. What do I do?”Use a strong dowel with a rope...

Sleeping Chinese baby on my desk, from a client.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:23:35 -0400

Sleeping Chinese baby on my desk, from a client.

Manhattan (not Brooklyn)

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:07:00 -0400

Jason went to Manhattan (not Brooklyn) to murder, and it’s easy to sympathize with a...

Love Songs To Which I Say, "No"

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:07:11 -0400

“Close To You” by The Carpenters “Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are...

Significant Others, Part I

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:53:30 -0400

“Whenever I ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ My partner says ‘Nothing.’...

Barney Goes Gangsta

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:16:00 -0500

I’m back on Tumblr after hiatus.I got bored—really bored—and decided to write a...

Paul Newman passed away at the age of 83. He was absolutely one...

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:52:42 -0400

Paul Newman passed away at the age of 83.

He was absolutely one of my favorite actors—not only for his good looks and talent, but because a) he had so much life in his old age, b) he and Joanne Woodward (his wife since 1958, and now widow) had an ostensibly perfect Hollywood romance, c) he didn’t really give a shit about what people thought of him, and d) he did excellent things with his fame and money (including the civil rights effort in the 1960’s and creating the Hole In The Wall Gang).

Rest in peace, Mr. Newman. You’ll be greatly missed.

The Chronicles of Park Slope Olds

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:07:19 -0400

Yesterday, since I was feeling well enough to leave the house, I went to a patisserie to gorge...

Ha

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:02:06 -0400

theengineer: Larry King: You must be … proud that at this stage in our history a black man is...

French Chefs Want French Gastronomy to be Declared a "World Treasure"

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:08:00 -0400

French Chefs Want French Gastronomy to be Declared a "World Treasure": I once noted (unfounded, but...

McCain Seeks to Delay Friday's Debate

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:36:54 -0400

McCain Seeks to Delay Friday's Debate: NEW YORK - Republican John McCain said Wednesday he is...

Clay Aiken Comes Out

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:13:00 -0400

Clay Aiken Comes Out: …Never saw this coming!!! I can FINALLY get some rest at night....

When I’m sick in bed, I often Google hot people to pass...

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:01:00 -0400

When I’m sick in bed, I often Google hot people to pass the time. (No joke.)

Joan Holloway from Mad Men is a delightfully devious character, and (at the risk of objectifying) Christina Hendricks (who plays her) is smoking hot in real life. She killed this Emmys ensemble—the green looks amazing with her red hair, and she cuts a sultry, voluptuous figure (and I don’t use “voluptuous” euphemistically—her body’s killer and I’d trade her in a heartbeat).

Barack Obama’s inbox (via The Onion). I LOVE how they...

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:50:00 -0400

Barack Obama’s inbox (via The Onion). I LOVE how they displayed an e-mail from Dick Cheney. :o)

(Speaking of the Devil—literally—my favorite cheesy political joke is this: “Why Did Al Gore buy a cock ring?” “Because George W. Bush had a Dick Cheney.”)

"Next week is the Giants’ bye week, so I will lend my ass-kicking services to defend the..."

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:57:00 -0400

“Next week is the Giants’ bye week, so I will lend my ass-kicking services to defend the...

Ramble: On Promise Rings

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:59:00 -0400

When I was younger (yep, this is turning into one of THOSE rants), promise rings were worn by those...

DvF wants change she can believe in (including the change in my wallet, because I want one of these)

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:45:00 -0400

DvF wants change she can believe in (including the change in my wallet, because I want one of...