The Cheese stands alone.

Wed 24

McCain Seeks to Delay Friday's Debate

NEW YORK - Republican John McCain said Wednesday he is directing his staff to work with Democrat Barack Obama’s campaign and the presidential debate commission to delay Friday’s debate because of the economic crisis.

So this is like the time in high school I had a major history test on Friday, and I was totally unprepared and forgot to make the cheat note card our teacher allowed us to have because I was too busy stressing out over what to wear to the college frat party on Saturday that would make me “mature yet sexy” (read: easy).
So I told my mom I needed the day off because I was having a “major crisis” (i.e., fake cramps), and she told me to shut the hell up, take some Advil, and get my ass to school.

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The Cheese stands alone.

My mother was an Emmentaler. My father was a Jarlsberg. They abandoned me at the Swiss border to age in a cheesery until I was ripe and pungent. This is the result. (If you like or dislike what you read, let me know.)

My mother was an Emmentaler. My father was a Jarlsberg. They abandoned me at the Swiss border to age in a cheesery until I was ripe and pungent. This is the result.

(If you like or dislike what you read, let me know.)