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Mon 22
“Next week is the Giants’ bye week, so I will lend my ass-kicking services to defend the Cowboys honor for ONE time only. Ideally, “Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting)” by Elton John will be playing in the background as barstools and pint glasses sail above our heads. I also hope to make elbow-to-mouth contact with the closest fan wearing any AFC East or Eagles garb.
— Me, to a Cowboys Fan who happens to be a friend (weird, right?)
